Welcome to our cavalcade of auditory pleasures. This is not a streaming server, so you will have to download the mp3 files to listen to them.

Baseball_Bat date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 9449969 06:33 192k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm This is a band Gary was in for a long long long-ass time. We laughed, we cried, we drank a lot. Sorry for the low-fi, but Baby Farm had no time to make perfect recordings. There were four guys in the band. Arty, the singer/guitarist , Paco, the bassist, Arturo, the drummer, and Gary, the guitarist. Written by Arthur Henretta It's a mother-fuckin' baseball!!! Ok!?!?

battery_test date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2767109 02:18 160k 44100 Hz stereo By Gary Something I came up with very quickly. Sounds kinda Baby Farm-esque. I was using this to test out a demo version of Battery, the drum machine.

beepbeep date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2187181 02:16 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo By Gary This is my first all "electronic" song. Entirely created on the computer, no analog stuff involved. Spooky.

chorchor date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 1586156 03:18 64k 44100 Hz single channel By Gary I like distortion and reverb. Happy go lucky too much stimulants kind of song.

crappy_first date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 1055544 02:11 64k 44100 Hz single channel By Gary This is my first "at home" recording, hence the name.

do_you_mind date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3056117 03:11 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo By Gary A FruityLoops thingy. I was in a mellow mood for this one. Safe for kids and shit.

Egyptian_Cleopatra_Mama date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 10142734 07:02 192k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta A noisy celebration of reverb and delay, all about some egyptian chick.

LOG date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 5262123 05:28 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo By Lux It's sort of an electro ethnic world of chillbeat piece.

Mirror date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 8212068 06:50 160k 44100 Hz stereo by Cured by Porno A tender lovesong from a very horny woman. WARNING: Your booty may begin to shake involuntarily.

newtoy date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2289162 02:23 128k 44100 Hz single channel By Gary My first recording with a program called FruityLoops. Helps a lot with the drums. Extra points if you can guess what monster appears at the beginning of the song.

not_possible date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2386964 02:29 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo By Gary I was playing around with speech synthesis and came up with the quote you hear in this song. It is "Es ist nicht moeglich" which is German for "It is not possible". The rest of the song just formed around it.

Screech date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3373349 03:30 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Gary I tried to make the drums a little more naturalich in this one. Has screechy guitars like usual.

Sewn_Lips date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2277042 02:22 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta Another Low-Fi smash hit from Baby Farm. This track was saved from oblivion by seresy (Thank you seresy!). It is from the "Jesus Slap" album. Do you really want an explanation?

sex_in_church date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3188523 02:57 144k 11025 Hz stereo By Gary A FruityLoops thingy. I like organs.

Spin_Dry_Cat date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3555579 03:42 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta Another Low-Fi smash hit from Baby Farm. This track was saved from oblivion by seresy (Thank you seresy!). It is from the "Jesus Slap" album. This song has no distorted guitar (!), it's a kinder friendlier side of Baby Farm.

Sweater_Girl date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2698763 02:48 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta Another Low-Fi smash hit from Baby Farm. This track was saved from oblivion by seresy (Thank you seresy!). It was from the "Jesus Slap" album.

swimming_quartet date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2440046 02:32 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Gary Short quartet-type thing. Some guitarist came by and wrecked the party.

thebells_thebells2 date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3206164 03:20 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo By Gary A FruityLoops thingy. Extensive use of soundfonts. A little hyper on the violin, but it works out ok.

Thirteen date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 5060773 03:30 192k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta This is about a real sexy thirteen-year-old. Meant to taken with large grains of salt.

This_Little_Piggy date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3919606 03:37 144k 11025 Hz stereo By Gary This is a remake of a Baby Farm song that in turn ripped off lyrics from a nursery rhyme. It is a blend of automated Fruityloops stuff and analog recorded stuff.

ting date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2234828 02:19 128k 44100 Hz joint stereo A dark soundtrack piece by Lux

wang date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 2917356 03:02 128k 44100 Hz stereo By Gary Another robotic exercise in playing with myself.

Yoda_sucks date bytes length bit rate sample rate channel mode 28-08-2006 3895292 02:42 192k 44100 Hz stereo By Baby Farm Written by Arthur Henretta This is kinda dated now, but anyway, we all know that yuppies suck, right?